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I went food shopping tonight and bought a nice big, juicy pair of melons. I also bought two deodorants, two packets of celery hearts, two bags of carrots, two bottles of sparkling water, two cartons of tomato juice, two … … Continue reading
I went to the bank today and asked if I could pay in a couple of cheques. I was greeted with an attempt at an ingratiating smile which came across as more like someone trying not to let on that … Continue reading
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What’s going on inside the head, Of that man over there, who looks half dead? He’s been in the pub for over an hour, Just nursing a half, in his ivory tower. He glared at me, when I sat down, … Continue reading
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I bought a Rubik’s cube the other day. It cost me £1.29 and I’ve picked it up twice: once to jumble it all up after I’d removed the packaging and then again tonight to actually see if I could make … Continue reading
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In what should have been a showcase week for the English Professional Footballers’ Association rounded off with their annual awards dinner in London last Sunday, the organisation once again found itself at the centre of a furore, this time entirely … Continue reading
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… are you ready ? As the football season lurches towards its inexorable climax around Europe, there are still a few titles, play-offs, relegation battles and cup finals to be won and lost. As teams prepare for the last push … Continue reading
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I am a worm and I live in the ground I don’t know “up” and I don’t know “down” I cannot hear and I cannot see But none of this really bothers me If you had … Continue reading
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Crows Crows in rows Black crows in rows Big black crows in rows I look at them They look at me Over their shoulder … disdainfully They think they’re hard Like a birdy bouncer I need a cat An expert … Continue reading
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A TV station in Israel has this week announced that it’s to launch a new channel called Dog TV. “Brilliant ! I love dogs !” or … “What the ..?” may be the first thought that pops into your head, … Continue reading
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Your walk is as unique as your fingerprint. Consider that little pearl for a moment. Your body shape as you stroll down the street is as individual as a set of inky prints you might be asked to leave at … Continue reading
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